i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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