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this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
