at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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