let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
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