New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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