Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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