Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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