Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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