I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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