MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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its like you know when i get waxed
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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