No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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