did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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