party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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