How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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