I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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