I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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