we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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