The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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