covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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