We're facebook friends in real life
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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