Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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