what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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