just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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