Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He better not be in your backpack
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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