Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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