Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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