Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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