So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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