JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'm at about main and main street
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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