Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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