Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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