I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
