i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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