I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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