Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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