So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize