um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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