he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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