Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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