All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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