i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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