We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Randomize
