just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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