Cold hands, warm shart.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he thought i was a dude.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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