i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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