yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
We were destined to go to rehab together
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
