Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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