Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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