I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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