I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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