arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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