paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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