Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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