Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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