I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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