Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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